Hospitality Prankster Gifts

'Relax buddy'.Said the messenger of death.' This is just a Grim Reaper-a-gram.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"They look like pickles."

Diving Cat.

Teddy Time Bears

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.