Humanitarian Prankster Mugs

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Beach con-man.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Uncle Donnie

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I did it all from memory.'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Teddy Bear