Humane Farming T-Shirts

"We raise our beef humanely."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

Apples for sale

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Lactose Intolerant

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Pumpkin patch

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cow in love'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Steak Ted?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.