Humane Farming Mugs

"We raise our beef humanely."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Steak Ted?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Pumpkin patch