Ethical Farming Advocate Mugs

Cattle Prod - Not tested on animals

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

View to the Future

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I can't afford to feed you."

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'We can now offer you a free range egg option.'

Tom Cotton

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

"We use only free-range chicken and suicidal veal."

Biodiversité

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

GM Food and World Hunger

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

"I've given up on trying to improve the quality of my milk: It just ends up mixed with milk from other cows in a big vat..."

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

"Oddly enough, I could never work in a cubicle."

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'