Family Farming Advocate Mugs

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

View to the Future

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I can't afford to feed you."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Organic farm

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

Tom Cotton

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

Organic Salad

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

GM Food and World Hunger

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'