Family Farming Advocate Pillows

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

View to the Future

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I can't afford to feed you."

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Organic farm

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"Apparently we're reared by people who share the values of the people who eat us."

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

'Our approach is so humane we're even letting young Colin here take a gap year.'

Organic Salad

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Tom Cotton

'The working conditions here are good but their retirement plan needs some improvement.'

Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

GM Food and World Hunger

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

"Farmers are always complaining about the amount of paperwork that Europe generates...but if you use your imagination then you can turn it to your advantage!"

'Yep!.... My truck runs completely on methane now!'