Housing Development Nerd Gifts

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Real Estate Personals

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'They're playing house.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

UP Again: Housing Prices.

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

New Homes

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Turtle Eviction

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

"We need a brownfield site."

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

The Bright Side

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

Space Train

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

Pop-up neighborhood

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...