Housing Development Nerd Gifts

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Real Estate Personals

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

UP Again: Housing Prices.

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

New Homes

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

Turtle Eviction

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

'Are you the Octomom who needs a new house?'

"We need a brownfield site."

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Good roads, Infrastructure Inspection, Repair.

Pop-up neighborhood

"I've found a filing cabinet here...a prime development opportunity! I reckon you could get three studio flats out of it!"

The Constuction Industry - What to Build

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

Planning officer has a man in his in-tray: 'In order to speed up the system, I have my own personal member of the public to consult.'

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

"We hadn't planned for this sort of traffic."

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"For a 2 bed will need a guarantor, you don't by any chance know Jeff Bezos do you?"