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"Darling, I think next door's house is on fire!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Tartine

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Biofelineism

"I didn't spark joy."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Man using to much bug spray

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'