House Of Birds Gifts

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Are we there yet?'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Baroque Peacock

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

A little bird told me...

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

bird interprets modern art

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Fishing for Birds

Tequila Mockingbird

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Love knows no boundaries.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet