House Of Birds Gifts

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Children's Parties

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

'Are we there yet?'

Baroque Peacock

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

A little bird told me...

bird interprets modern art

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Fishing for Birds

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Now what?'

Tequila Mockingbird

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.