House Fire Gifts

'Oh,yeah? Well, I bet I've had a worse day than you!!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Good News about winter

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

Electric Blanket.

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'The roof needs icing.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Emigrating to France.

"Love your ambiance!"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'