House Design Gifts

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'I understand they're in the fast-food business.'

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

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'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Spring Cleaning

Eggshell blue

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Planning permission REFUSED...

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

twist building

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Swiss Army Stove.

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Access Assessments

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Skeleton Builder.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"