Building Design Gifts

"It's my design unless it falls down...then it's yours."

"Sure, it will be an eyesore, but after we build a lot of them, it'll fit right in!"

'Of course it's efficient - it's a flowchart.'

Access Assessments

"It's meant to be a high rise... you've got the plans upside down."

Anomalies of Architecture: 'Exterior' 'Interior'.

"We run out of good nicknames after 'The Tulip'."

Estate Agent Office

'And right here we've left room for a possible school.'

"My skyscraper's taller than yours."

This Facility Is Accessible To Tall People

'Finial, spire, roof...agnostic'

twist building

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

Architect chained to his drawing of parliament

When architects fall out.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'Hmph. College kids.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Pipe Dream.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'