Home Design Gifts

"Nice moat. How did you get it past the Kingdom-Owners Association?"

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

"Yes, I did say I wanted a 'green' home. But not in the literal sense."

'It's perfect!'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

Future Homes

Hello Mr. Ognik? I'm from the Homeowner's Association and ....

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."

"Says here tiny houses are the hot new trend. Didn't I always tell you we're ahead of our time, Doris?"

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

A man has wind turbines in his bath

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'This is a helluva time to tell me you don't like this location.'

Home Ship Home

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"Did you not hear me when I said I wanted a colonial?"

Basic Shelter.

"It's a curious thing: our living room just seems to end here."

"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"What have you done to our panic room?"

The Little-Known Fridge Shark

"No, no ladders in the house! Why do people associate snakes and ladders?!"

'Who needs central heating? I've got plenty of vintage port.'

The Clintons House Hunting, Hillary - It's perfect! and I've got just the place for you Bill..

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Who needs central heating? I've got plenty of vintage port?'

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

Eve moaning that there are no antiques in Eden