Home Design Pillows

"Takes all sorts to build a house like that."

"Yes, I did say I wanted a 'green' home. But not in the literal sense."

'It's perfect!'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

Future Homes

"The old lady who lives in a shoe is ready for winter."

Home Ship Home

Just when all hope was lost, Kirby happened upon a vision shared by all homeless cuckoo birds - the abandoned clock.

'This is a helluva time to tell me you don't like this location.'

Basic Shelter.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"It's a curious thing: our living room just seems to end here."

"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

The Clintons House Hunting, Hillary - It's perfect! and I've got just the place for you Bill..

The Little-Known Fridge Shark

'Who needs central heating? I've got plenty of vintage port.'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Who needs central heating? I've got plenty of vintage port?'

'Anyone with a sweet tooth could do wonders for this place.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Whatever you're thinking of buying, we promise to make you feel slightly inferior.

Eve moaning that there are no antiques in Eden

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"Imagine both the house and the blueprint."

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"No, no ladders in the house! Why do people associate snakes and ladders?!"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Is that an original feature?'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."