Hound Howler Appreciator Gifts

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

No Soliciting

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"I hate open-mike night."

Canine Comedians

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Meet the Artist.

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

huntsman with hounds

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'You can wait.'

Log in, paper out.

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Lady Godiva

Hounds of Heck!

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

"Begging's not my thing."

'We walked past four trees this morning. He didn't have a leg to stand on.'

'Hey, I'm sorry, it smelled foxy.'