Hound Howler Appreciator Gifts

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

No Soliciting

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Canine Comedians

"I hate open-mike night."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Meet the Artist.

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

huntsman with hounds

'You can wait.'

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

Log in, paper out.

'I won't be howling at the moon tonight. I've joined a barbershop quartet.'

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

Lady Godiva

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Hounds of Heck!

'Oh, jeez! Look at that poor bastard! Ha, ha! Oh, man! Hee, hee, hee...'

'Hey, I'm sorry, it smelled foxy.'

"Begging's not my thing."

Hell's fan...

'We walked past four trees this morning. He didn't have a leg to stand on.'