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"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

No Soliciting

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Dog executives are in a duel

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

Pumping up wig in blender.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I just got the Google Earth app. I didn't know you had a bald spot."

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Centurion in a Shower

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

'It's only a checkup!'

Saloon Selectives

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"The groomer used too much product."

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

Working from home.

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'