Hound Hairdressers Pillows

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

No Soliciting

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog executives are in a duel

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Pumping up wig in blender.

"Dad, you don't understand...I can't get my hair cut just anywhere! This is for school pictures! My hair needs to be perfect!"

Medusa, 6 P.M. Friday.

Centurion in a Shower

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

My shampoo tones, colors, tints and conditions. Now if it would just make my hair presentable.'

Saloon Selectives

'It's only a checkup!'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"The groomer used too much product."

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'I would like you to please not tell people I'm a stalker!'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

Working from home.

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'