Hotel Reviewer T-Shirts

Celebrate the travel critic’s spirit with our clever t-shirts designed especially for hotel reviewers. Perfect for casual days or travel adventures.

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"So much for online B'n'Bs, this guy's getting negative feedback."

"So much for online B'n'Bs, this guy's getting negative feedback." mockup

"So much for online B'n'Bs, this guy's getting negative feedback."

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'When you lie here you can see why it's called a Four Star Hotel. That's how many stars you can see through the hole in the roof!'

'When you lie here you can see why it's called a Four Star Hotel. That's how many stars you can see through the hole in the roof!' mockup

'When you lie here you can see why it's called a Four Star Hotel. That's how many stars you can see through the hole in the roof!'

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Bed and breakfast.

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"Which website did you find this hotel on?"

"Which website did you find this hotel on?" mockup

"Which website did you find this hotel on?"

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"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media." mockup

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

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"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods." mockup

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

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"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!" mockup

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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Can't Touch This

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"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?" mockup

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

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'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!' mockup

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

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'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?' mockup

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

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"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays." mockup

"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible." mockup

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

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"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house." mockup

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

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'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.' mockup

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

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"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie." mockup

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

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"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room." mockup

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

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'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!' mockup

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

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"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

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