Hotel Humor Fan Gifts

"Yes, housekeeping? These bathrobes are out of control!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

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Can I have a look at the map?

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

'Where does it hurt?'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

Quick! 5-second rule!

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

Graffiti on baseboard.

'I see the Maids have been in!'

"After conferring with my colleagues, we're all agreed you're screwed."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"

'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'