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"Yes, housekeeping? These bathrobes are out of control!"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Can I have a look at the map?

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"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Where does it hurt?'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'

Graffiti on baseboard.

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'