Hotel Humor Appreciator T-Shirts

Graffiti on baseboard.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Limerick Airport

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Would you like a room on the sunny side, sir? Haha, just kidding!'

'Who gets the penile implant, him or me?'

'Hello, Room Service?'

Bed or breakfast.

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'

'Hey doctor, how come I'm totally alone in this section?'

No petting in the pool!

"Here’s your room key and mini-bar."

'Well? How was the flight?'

'This get well card is from the nurses you have been complaining about.'

"We find it calms the patient."

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'Service Lift.'

"Next time you ask the maid for extra towels, be sure to tip her."

'Don't worry about it, nurse. Mr. Jones is one of my private patients.'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

The management consultants recommended the use of more portable technology on the wards...but we couldn't afford laptops.'

"Leave him alone. He's doing a great job!"

Branch No3 is free sir: It will be $10...

You May Torch The Room

A Day at the Comics Bar