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Read the small print Guv - 'Press in every room', not 'trouser press in every room.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

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"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"Your bedside health care book ... thanks for not reading it."

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'Two scalpels and a nurses hat are missing...'

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Graffiti on baseboard.

'Really? ..So when I said I'd found you a bed, you thought you'd have it all to yourself?!'

"My Dad has just come out of hospital."

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"