Hotel Connoisseur T-Shirts

'With or without private sandbox?'

'Hello front desk? There are a couple of little cooties on my pillow!'

Excess Baggage: For many of us, 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Hats and Food

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

Yummy Mummies

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Quick swig first?"

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Our businessman's special includes fortune cookies filled with stock tips'

What's the insect de jour?

"Both the wine and I need to breathe, Albert."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

"Don't make me send over the bad waitress."

Non-wall St merger: Mom's Home Cooking...Pop's Cafe!

Moliere

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'Monsieur, in this café you've got to dance your order.'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"