Hospital Policy Pundit Gifts

Hospital Admissions - "The hospital isn't admitting any liability this morning, gentlemen."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"Your arm is broken - so it should fit in well here."

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Consortia set to take over

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

Annexe 8

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"Your insurance company decided the heart surgery isn't necessary, but they said they'd approve breast augmentation."

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Gps fear loss of 'level playing field' as private providers and APMS contractors compete for work.

The United States of Entropy

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

The Evolution of Trumpcare

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Man robbed by medical center.

Big Pharm Marketing Bargain: Buy One Get One Free (For All Pills Over $1000).

The Supremes will now ponder Obamacare.

'I'm sorry, but only FOX NEWS is permitted. The hospital doesn't want you upset over stories on universal healthcare.'