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'We've been keeping him alive by telling him the market is up.'

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'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Paramedics.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

'I'm afraid the bed shortage is rather acute...'

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

'I can't turn it off.'

"I'm Dr. Fenton. I'll be performing your microsurgery today."

"When you awake you will feel fine, you will have no pain, and... Oh, what the hell... you will cluck like a chicken for ten seconds."

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

'We abide by HIPAA laws to protect your privacy.'

'All right, so he dropped the heart. The floor is clean.'

"The mood Disorders Clinic is three floors up, and then two floors down."

'It's a simple operation. You'll be good as old in no time.'

Ward Cleaning.