Hospital Gown Aficionado Gifts

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Graduate

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Purple dress

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

Zumma Cum Laude

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

'I can't turn it off.'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"

Graduate.

Casualty

Resumes

"I didn't know you had a minor."

'Death doesn't frighten me, but the night nurse does...'

'I TOLD you that I have high blood pressure!'

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

'The test results are in and I just lost a $300 bet with the coroner.'

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"

Patient decorating hospital room.

That guy was such a hypochondriac.

'-and the look on his face when you overtook him in the Car Wash!'

'The good news is, we were able to save your leg'.

"This is Mr Butler and he'll be your bone marrow donor Today"

'Think hard, Mrs. Johnson. We need to know exactly how many legs your son had when you brought him to the hospital this morning.'