Hospital Decor Lover Gifts

Patient decorating hospital room.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

"I came here to be treated - not flattered!"

'If it don't hurt, don't mess with it!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Too much Inflammation

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Paramedics.

Celebration in operating theatre.

'I'm so proud of you sweetie, you haven't smoked for a week!'

'When you said I had to come in for a scan, this isn't what I had in mind.'

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'Before your 'routine' surgery, your manager would like to stop by and give you a 'routine' exit interview.'

'We've been told to get families more involved in patient care, he'll need a bath and lunch in about 30 minutes.'

"Try and get some rest and in a week or two we'll put your brain back in."

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."

'For god's sake Walters, wait until the patient is fully anesthetized before going through his wallet.'

'Maintenance to the O.R....Maintenance to the O.R....'

Hospital Visit

'Wake him up. We need informed consent for the next part.'

'Breast implants? There must be some mistake. I have you down for knee surgery not breast implants!'