Hospital Comic Fan Gifts

'Doctor, how may colon polyps HAVE you removed?'

"Could I get a second opinion?"

"Mr Potts, could you step behind the curtain and get undressed please."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Since he was born today he won't begin daycare until tomorrow."

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'It's your four basic food groups.'

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'I apologize, Mr. Wilson, that scream wasn't very professional of me. . . But that IS one ugly growth on your chest!'

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Where does it hurt?'

'I'll give it back to you in a second hon, I just want to get this broccoli out of my teeth.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm afraid we've removed your wooden leg by mistake.'

'On second thought, you can go home anytime you want, big fella.'

Paramedics.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

Orthopaedist

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

'The doctor is putting you on solids.'

"I have some troubling news, Mr. Smithson. You're in my parking space."

"All of my visitors have to wear that get up. Apparently my humour is very infectious."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'