Hose Handling Hero Gifts

'For $10.95 can I interest you in our deluxe wash and wax?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

The Workaholics Building

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Watering the garden in the rain.

Say speed

Bring It On!

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

Way to go

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Giant sandwich bags.

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Here's a video showing how to fix a toilet. It shows a guy calling a plumber."

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

"Frankly, we're just keeping out heads above water."

A 'failed' brake check!

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

Visual Gag Hosiery Hosiery for Hoses of all types

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Two boys having a water fight.

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

The overly travelled road

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

"I'm an entrepreneur."

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Smart Motorway

Protest sign editors: 'End Layoff Now!'

Charlie Dimmock T-shirts for gardeners.

"I work twelve hours a day to make ends meat...but then I'm way too knackered to cook it!"