Horseback Heritage Gifts

Deodorant Hole. Cowboys discover a well-needed deodorant hole in the desert.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Riding School Chaos

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'