Horseback Heritage Pillows

Deodorant Hole. Cowboys discover a well-needed deodorant hole in the desert.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Riding School Chaos

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

High Riders of the Old West

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'I think I felt a foal. Why don't we run a blood test to be sure?'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"I'm a huge proponent of control over speed."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Stubborn Horses

'Impressive resume, but frankly, in your line of work, people just want to check your teeth...'