Horse Races Pillows

-Sorry, I was ill yesterday -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the 5th leg!

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

Go! Means NOW!

A day at the races

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

A day at the transgenic races

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Bob's Driving School.

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The polar olympics

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.