Horse Races T-Shirts

-Sorry, I was ill yesterday -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the 5th leg!

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

A day at the races

10 K Tail-Chase

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A day at the transgenic races

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

The polar olympics

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'