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'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

Unlucky Stallion Again Loses by a Nose

"...and those are cheese and cucumber..."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

A day at the races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Vendor selling testosterone.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Gentlemen Riders

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

American Football.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Football.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'