Races Pillows

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

What McWit lacks in speed, he gains in nose.

"Is the German-potato-salad marathon normally this messy?"

'And after the parents Egg and Spoon will come the divorced couples sack race.'

"We can't lose. I got Dad's lucky tie out of his closet."

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"I need to tinkle."

Ancient Racing

Go! Means NOW!

A day at the races

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

A day at the transgenic races

Danger Slow Sand.

Bob's Driving School.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

The polar olympics