Watching Races Pillows

'They must practice their pit stops for hours to get it as badly wrong as that.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

A day at the races

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Putting Practice.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

Gentlemen Riders

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

First past the post.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'With your 4-4-2 formation I don't think you'll see the end of this match.'

Zdeno Chara