Horse Racing Event Pillows

'Who's going to tell her fascinators are banned?'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

A day at the races

Raheem Sterling

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

A day at the transgenic races

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

Knight in shining Lycra!

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Gentlemen Riders

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Carlo Ancelotti

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'