Horse Race Day Pillows

Horse Racing.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

A day at the races

10 K Tail-Chase

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Disraeli's Reform Bill Passes the Committee Stage

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

A day at the races

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Sporting maladies.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

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