Horse Race Buff Gifts

'I can sum up the performance of my horse in one word. . .Last.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Snail Coach

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Politics pre - DJT

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.

"Ah, but that wasn't a campaign promise - It was a NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!"

"I have bad knees."

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

Elections race.

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"See, I've still got plenty of supporters."

Mandate: 'Further discussion?'

"I like the ending to his fable."

Taking Out The Trash

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

"He hit the campaign trail and it hit him back."

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'