Horse Gear Juggler Gifts

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

The Computer Bore

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Travelling

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Moving in

A child and his dog

Confused drivers

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Why men hate shopping.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

Closing a Suitcase

'We didn't expect you this early!'

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

Chiropractor

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

The Battle Between Television and Books

Competing Mission Trampoline

Octopus porter.

One man band

'Does it hurt when I do this?'

Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry on luggage we would really like to see...