Horse Gear Juggler Prints

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

The Computer Bore

Children's Parties

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Travelling

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Moving in

A child and his dog

Confused drivers

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Why men hate shopping.

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Moving and Storage: "Did they say moving?"

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

'We didn't expect you this early!'

Closing a Suitcase

"I've got to figure out how to get paid for work dreams."

Chiropractor

The Battle Between Television and Books

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Then you go over me … I go around you … and ta-da! A double fisherman's bend! Next-level leash knot.

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

'Oh, I don't know, part of me wants to get married and part of me wants to stay single...and part of me wants to sail around the world and part of me wants to enter a monastery and part of me wants to be a hairdresser and part of me wants to...'

Octopus porter.

Competing Mission Trampoline

One man band

'Does it hurt when I do this?'