Horse Care Humorist Pillows

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Where's my horse?'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

The Enemy

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

A Few Common Ailments

"You've had dogs, cats, birds and even a pony. . . how come your only pets that survive are fish, Arielle?"

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

'This is one of those 'shovel ready' jobs you hear about.'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

Park statues horse and rider.

Horse accidents

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

"Sure he's handsome. . . But I've heard he's hung like a human."

'Nonsense, Melvin! Who ever heard of a tapeworm that big?'

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Oat Cuisine in Horse's Nosebag

And balance with practice.

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Grump Horse and Rider

Riding School Accidents

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.