Hormonal Changes Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Men explained.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Complaints departement for men and women.

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

'Except for his testosterone level being out of whack, Frankie is a normal 7-year-old.'

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'I drink to bring about change.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Life is change

'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'

"I need to get back in the gym."

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."

Science and mothers day

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"First, the good news; you're not sterile."

"I know it's only a social construct but shall we see if we can get it big and hard?"

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"Any cravings?"

'When we talked about radical change, I expected more than a new font on company letterhead.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'