'Now that he's retired I've shown him where the hoover is.'
Hoover Hero Pillows
Add some humor to your Hoover hero’s space with a cozy pillow that cheers on their cleaning skills. Perfect for the laundry room or living space, blending comfort with comedy.
"It's all right for you, my job sucks."
Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.
"You must be the newly qualified driver."
Lanes Closed for the Hell of It
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'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'
Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?
'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.
"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."
'I drank 10 pints of rum.'
"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."
'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'
"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."
Say speed
Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.
"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."
man juggling career, home and children
"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."
'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'
'Love your renovations.'
Way to go
Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.
'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'
I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.
Speed limit 70mph and up.
Baby clinging to beard
"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"
"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'
'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'
"You had me at pumpkin."
A 'failed' brake check!
"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."
'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'
'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."
Hoover Hero Pillows Collection
Hoover Hero Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate Hoover heroes. Find the perfect mug to make their cleaning routine more fun and memorable.
Hoover Hero Prints
Browse our humorous prints to showcase their cleaning hero status. Stylish decor that inspires and amuses at the same time.
Hoover Hero T-Shirts
Check out our range of witty t-shirts that highlight the heroic vacuum enthusiasts. Perfect for casual wear and making a lighthearted statement.