Hooked On Wool Gifts

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Genetic Manipulation

"My parents hate it."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

The wool club for mammoths.

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Academia in Winter

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Sheep Knitting.

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Wooly mammoth

'Abandon Sheep.'

Psychiatrist knitting