Hook & Giggle Enthusiast Gifts

"River well stocked this year."

Fish talking about fisherman

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Children's Entertainer

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"What would you serve with toast?"

"Let's see how you like it, tough guy!"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"I think the computer's trying to download something."

'First time skiing?'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

Precious comedy writers.

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

Ladder in a lift shard.

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

"I fear they're laughing with me, not at me."

'It's for teenage girls.'

"We interrupt this program because the actors just can't stop giggling."

'Would you like the correct time and temperature with your transaction?'