Homonyms Pillows

Lime Light

Dog in Daisys

My Dream Valentine

Spot Quiz....

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Recycling bottle bank.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'Idealist'

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'racism is the new black.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Backdoor

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"I've got reservations for this evening."

Down with Negativism!

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"She's a weiner cat."

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"I did some research and I think this will be better than bringing an apple to the new teacher."