Homonyms Pillows

Lime Light

Dog in Daisys

My Dream Valentine

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Spot Quiz....

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

'What does coincide mean?' 'It's what you do when it starts to rain.'

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Recycling bottle bank.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

'Idealist'

'racism is the new black.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Let me through, please. I know what the letters C.P.R. stand for."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Time Bombs: Obesity, Pensions, and Environment.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Are you aware that in your submission you misspelled 'deer editer'?"

Backdoor

Down with Negativism!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

"I know, I know... But I thought he would bring down the price of eggs."

"I've got reservations for this evening."

"She's a weiner cat."

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'