Homoeopathic Doctor Gifts

Robert Macaire as a fraudulent homoeopathic doctor

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

New Age Store.

Egyptian chiropractor.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

The New Age Dentist.

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"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

'And so, Ladies and Germs, I conclude that we must promote homeopathy! This may be our best chance to wipe out the human race since the glory days of the Black Plague.'

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Bones Reunited

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'When it comes to stress relief, I believe in a holistic approach.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'I was hoping you could fix it with homeopathy.'

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."