Homoeopathy Gifts

Robert Macaire as a fraudulent homoeopathic doctor

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Interior design trends for parents....

Dog Walking Services

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Man's best friends."

Good News about winter

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Fittd shēt

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Big screen TV.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.